The Citgo sign is on fire

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Boston Boston Boston is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

The Red Sox the Red Sox the Red Sox are on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

The Citgo sign the Citgo sign the Citgo sign is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

No joke. The famous Citgo sign outside of Fenway Park was on fucking fire.

The fire Wednesday melted and blackened some of the plastic panels on the red, white and blue Citgo sign over Fenway's Green Monster in left field. No one was injured.

The wire story made all the "Boston's season could be up in flames" jokes for us, so that leaves us nothing more clever than: Fuck Boston! (Great sign, though. A true landmark).