The state of some one else's bowels

Looks like reader, commenter and regular contributor JMC has been having some problems of his own.

I was so sick the last two days that I literally had liquid pouring out of my anus. It was as if I was urinating through my ass. Pure liquid. Not a chunk to be found. I'm somewhat recovered. Now when I sit on the can I shart a little bit and then some mildly solid chunks come out. It takes about half an hour and hurts a hell of a lot. Luckily the frequency of my visits has decreased quite a bit. Still, I probably have spent enough time in the bathroom recently that I could have read War and Peace cover to cover about three times. This all started Monday night, I had the runs a little, ate dinner, my stomach hurt a lot, I went to bed, got up a few hours later and threw up my Athenian pizza from La Val's. I had a pretty bad fever all day Tuesday and my doctor told me there's nothing I can do except wait it out.

Stay strong. We know what you're going through, man. We've been there, too.