Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Big Picture Categories: Horse-related mascots


King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Didn't see any of the Colts-'Skins game Sunday, but, hey, football! With real, professional athletes. And Brett Favre had nothing to do with it. Hooray!

Thinking about it, we realized that while the Colts are, well, colts, there is no team in sports called the Horses. But many mascots are a form of horse. Kind of like Barbaro. Barbaro was a horse. A great one.

But we're not talking about real (or dead) horses today. We're talking about mascots. Horse-related mascots in any sport, pro or college. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. One -- one! -- answer per comment, assbags. First person to blow it has to fuck a horse. On a related note, we once wrote a post about this. We thought it was perhaps the funniest thing ever published in the history of the Internet or history itself.

We'll start with one that doesn't give any more away: Indianapolis Colts.

All right, animal lovers. Slang your horse-mascot knowledge in the comments.

41 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:19 AM

    Boise State University Broncos

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  2. Calgary Stampeders...Quick Six the Touchdown Horse

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  4. Western Michigan Broncos

    and

    Colt Brennan

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  5. Anonymous8:30 AM

    CFL: Baltimore Stallions

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  6. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Ughh, Denver Broncos

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  7. First person to blow it has to fuck a horse

    I didn't realize this was Would You Do Rebecca Lobo.

    KC Chiefs- "Warpaint"

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  8. University of Central Oklahoma Bronchos with an H!

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  9. Anonymous6:33 PM

    Does the Houston Colt .45's count?

    Named after a gun named after a horse.

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  10. Anonymous7:10 PM

    Murray State Racers

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  11. Cal Poly Mustangs

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  12. Anonymous11:39 AM

    That girl in Tiajuana who does things to the horse.

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  13. Anonymous2:43 AM

    good Job! :)

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  14. But many mascots are a form of horse. Kind of like Barbaro. Barbaro was a horse. A great one.

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