King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.
We can't imagine a world where we walk down the street and pass by multiple people -- let alone anyone -- with the same last same. We know of political strategist Daniel Schnur and former Northwestern quarterback Steve Schnur, who led the Wildcats to the 1996 Rose Bowl. But it stops there. Anyone else with that last name is probably family.
Then there is the surname Smith, which is used by about one in every hundred Americans according to Wikipedia, which is slowly taking over the world. You walk down the same street and you might cross paths with many people that share your name.
And this commonality comes across in the wide world of sports. So today's category is naming all the Smiths in either pro or college sports. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. One -- one! -- answer per comment, assbags. First person to blow it has to do body shots off famous movie director Kevin Smith.
We'll start with one that comes to mind: Steve Smith (the Carolina Panthers one).
All right, folks. Spew your knowledge in the comments.
How about another Steve Smith - this time, it's the hockey-playing, scoring-in-his-own-net-to-break-up-the-Gretzkey-led-cup-string one. A guy who, since I hated Gretzky and since that goal led in part to a Habs cup win, was a hero of sorts to me.
ReplyDeleteHe pronounces his last name differently but everyone's favorite idiot:
ReplyDeleteEmmitt Smiff
Bubba Smith
ReplyDeleteMr. Smiff the lyrical gif.
ReplyDeleteBarty Smith, Packer from the 70s
ReplyDeletebruce smith
ReplyDeleteBruce Smith
ReplyDeleteOzzie Smith
ReplyDeleteSteve Smith, former Hawks All-Star
ReplyDeleteLarry Smith, former player of the Houston Rockets - nicknamed Mr. Mean, because he was far from it.
ReplyDeleteTimmy SMith, running back for (I believe) the Redskins
ReplyDeletesteve smith, former wideout for USC, now with i think the Giants? correct me if i'm wrong
ReplyDeleteLee Smith
ReplyDeletehttp://www.baseball-reference.com/s/sh-so.shtml
ReplyDeleteyou can see all Smith's whoever played baseball there
Antowain Smith
ReplyDeleteBilly Smith, goaltender for the Islanders in the 80's, won 4 cups I believe
ReplyDeleteJ.R. Smith from the Denver Nuggets. Man I wish the Spurs could sign him
ReplyDeleteJason Smith, played with the Flyers last year, currently with the Senators.
ReplyDeleteVolleyball Player Sinjin Smith
ReplyDeleteTroy Smith, QB from Ohio State. Now on the Ravens I think.
ReplyDeleteJosh Smith of the Atlanta Hawks
ReplyDeleteJoe Smith former Chicago Bull and now on the Cleveland Cavaliers after the Ben Wallace trade
ReplyDeleteJason Smith of the Sixers and there's a another Jason Smith formerly of the Edmonton Oilers.
ReplyDeleteDonny "Baseball" Smith played for the utah golden knights
ReplyDeleteAerosmith
ReplyDeleteBryn Smith - pitched with the Expos through the '80s.
ReplyDeleteOrlando "Tubby" Smith
ReplyDeleteMusa Smith
ReplyDeleteJonathan Smith - KR/WR formerly of the Bills and Patriots
ReplyDeleteAlex Smith, QB San Francisco
ReplyDeleteLee Smith, relief pitcher
ReplyDeleteLonnie Smith, outfielder
LJ Smith
ReplyDeleteTE Philadelphia Eagles
Jackie "sickest man in America" Smith TE Dallas Cowboys HOF
ReplyDeleteMichael Smith....one of the worst NBA 1st round picks (#13, '89 draft) ever. Thanks Celtics.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget O-T-I-S Smith, NFL db.
ReplyDeleteThe word "Smith" is starting to look funny.
ReplyDeleteKenny "The Jet" Smith, Guard for the Houston Rockets, and Analyst for Inside the NBA
It's spelled slightly different, but Ryan Smyth - AKA Captain Canada, former Oiler, current Av.
ReplyDeleteFormer Viking and pot smoker Robert Smith
ReplyDeleteNASCAR driver Regan Smith
Dave Smith, Houston Astros pitcher
ReplyDeleteRod Smith, longtime WR for Denver
ReplyDeleteTennessee Basketball 2007-2008
ReplyDeleteJaJuan, Ramar, and Tyler
Randy Smith - former NBA player with the Buffalo Braves and MVP of the NBA All Star game in the Omni in Atlanta in 1980. He was a tremendous athlete and three sport star at Buffalo State (basketball, track, and soccer)
ReplyDeleteAs Shannon Sharpe would say, "Teeve Miff". They should hand Shannon a pink stocking cap and let him play "Mush-Mouth" in the next Fat Albert movie.
ReplyDeleteAaron Smith defensive end and anthony smith Defensive back from the Steelers
ReplyDeleteRik Smits, former Indiana Pacer from THE NETHERLANDS!!!
ReplyDeleteWell I'm glad "Joel" and other anonymous's decided to actually read the post...one answer per comment douchebags, pay attention.
ReplyDeleteAnd forgive me for mentioning this ultimate bust:
Akili Smith
Justin Smith used to be with bengals now i think the 49ers and you cant forget about good ol' Robaire and Shaun Smith of the Cleveland Browns WOOF WOOF!!
ReplyDeleteWill Smith, the current Saints and former Ohio State DE. John L Smith, Michigan State coach
ReplyDeleteOnterrio(spelling?) smith aka the whizzinator.
ReplyDeleteJohn Smith (OSU WRESTLING COACH), Pat Smith (FIRST 4 TIME NCAA WRESTLING CHAMPION), Leroy Smith(EX ASU WRESTLING COACH)
ReplyDeleteGeoff Smith british long distamce runner
ReplyDelete-thank you wikipedia
LaBradford Smith. He pissed off MJ and his career was done after that.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Smith
ReplyDeleteUCF alumni and Detroit Lions draft pick Kevin Smith
ReplyDeleteBrad Smith- Former Missouri Quarterback with the Jets
ReplyDeleteLarry Smith- Former Missouri Football coach who passed away recently.
ReplyDeleteDean Smith!!!!
ReplyDeleteChris Smith -- pitched a game or two for the Red Sox this year.
ReplyDeletethe non-qb alex smith
ReplyDeleteplays de for tampa bay i think
Nobody mentioned Ozzie Smith?
ReplyDeletemark smith
ReplyDeleteformer san jose shark and calgary flame
Another Larry Smith - Canadian Football League player and executive.
ReplyDeleteOne More Steeler, Marvel Smith
ReplyDeleteRod Smith Broncos WR
ReplyDeleteGabe Spring thats all i need to say. ya dig it. rugh rugh doggy in the house.
ReplyDeletep.s. what about barry bonds isnt his last name smith
Kolby Smith, running back from Kansas City
ReplyDeleteESPN writer and all around douche-bag Michael Smith. He's involved with sports, yeah?
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry to be one to knock the comments off '69.' That gave me a nice giggle today.
Alex Smith the non QB is a TE, and how about the Junkyard Dog, Craig Smith the PF for the Timberwolves.
ReplyDeleteDamn, someone took Mark Smith before I thought to. I'll go with former Dallas Stars goaltender, current Tampa Bay lightning goalie Mike Smith.
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ReplyDeleteTrack legend, black activist, Tommie "Jet" Smith
ReplyDeleteJust a few more: Bubba Smith, football; Billy Smith, Hockey HoF; Margaret Smith (Court), Tennnis; Larry Smith, Mizzou Football Head Coach; Dean Smith, UNC B-Ball; Lovie Smith, NFL Coach
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