Move aside, iPhone, there's a new favorite toy for men.ESPN, in its continued effort to take over the world, has created The Ultimate Remote, a universal control that has internet, texting and video-playing capabilities.
That's it there to the right. Three-hundred bucks for one of those bad-boys. But you can't watch TV on it and it won't wipe your ass.
Give 'em a couple of months. We're sure they'll figure it out.
The perfect Father's Day gift would be the murder of Tony Romo.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they will come up with a device that will help you take a dump...
ReplyDeletesure you can wipe you aSs with it. It will probably work just as good for that as it does for all the things you listed that it "would" do.
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