Big B, what's happenin', Buddy? Barbaro here. Listen I just wanted to tell you to get well soon. I heard you were hurting, but that things seem to be going OK. Look, we all know what can happen to a horse when their rehab doesn't go well, so do what you can to get better. You don't want to end up here with me. Well maybe you do -- the pussy's to die for. (Get it?! Get it?!) But only after you've won the Triple Crown and studded about 1,000 kids. I never got to do all that shit. But I want to see you do it. So get better. And kick some ass in the Belmont. Do it for Barbaro.P.S. Eight Belles says she's got somethin' special for ya if you win.
Zach, I don't want to hear about Big Brown...how is your bowel movements????....I could not rest easy all weekend as I was thinking about the "issues" that you are having with your rectum...
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see Stiles, this is like a metaphor for his shits. The Big Brown's are ailing, but hopefully on the mend. There's a chance that in a few saturdays Zach's big brown ones will be on top of the world.
ReplyDeleteBig Brown is a one-wiper.
ReplyDeletestill slumping guys. still slumping.
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