Being Tom Brady isn't all fun and games. The Boston Herald investigates:Being Tom Brady isn’t all fun and games.See? Not fun.
One minute, the two-time Super Bowl MVP is golfing with Teddy Forstmann, the head of powerhouse Hollywood talent agency IMG -- the next he’s buying recycled toilet paper at Whole Foods.Brady's shit probably smells like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls and every time he's on the pot he pumps out a one-wipe masterpiece.
But he does it. Even Tom Brady needs to make stew from time to time. He's like us. Yes, Tom Brady is like you and I.
(Hand-pound: Ben Maller).
nice hat, Tom
ReplyDeleteHis cum tastes like strawberry jelly bellies. Mmmmmmm....
ReplyDeleteIt is tough being Tom Brady. He has to buy the toilet paper, but when he gets home he employs two Vietnamese children to do all the wiping for him.
ReplyDeleteGMoney ... dude.
ReplyDeleteYeah...Tom is just like us. I mean, we could throw 50 TD's and rack up a nearly flawless passer rating in the NFL all the while being hot enough to date a Brazilian super model. I'd say he's just an average citizen.
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