Today is the release of the new Keanu Reeves flick Street Kings, which may or may not be horrible. It stars Common and The Game, so how could it go wrong? It got us thinking though, since Keanu is without doubt the best actor in the history of acting, we thought we'd brainstorm some of his movies by bringing back Big Picture Categories.
We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. One -- one! -- answer per comment, assbags. If you cheat and look up his IMDB page, we'll know. And the guilt will cause your penis to fall off.
We'll start with his best: Point Break.
If you've never seen Point Break, well, you should. It's once of the most acclaimed movies of all time, having won Best Picture awards in multiple years, which we're told is unprecedented if not impossible. It also won awards for best Foreign Film, best Animated Short and best Documentary, despite not being foreign, animated or true. (Keanu won Best Actor, too, but you already knew that).
Some memorable quotes from Point Break:
Australian cop at the end of the movie: We'll get him when he comes back in!
Johnny Utah: He's not coming back.Roach: Hey man, I'm cold. Really cold.
Johnny Utah: You're cold because all of the blood is running out of your body Roach. You're gonna be dead soon.
Johnny Utah: You're blowing it, man! You're breaking your own rules...
We know you all love Keanu, so time to slang that knowledge in the comments. (Quotes welcomed!)
I freely admit that I checked IMDB, but that was for a listing of his stunt work in gay porn. There were no listings...I reported the vandalism.
ReplyDeleteIn keeping with the blog's theme, The Replacements.
Have to go w/ Speed.
ReplyDeleteThe Matrix
ReplyDeleteThe Devil's Advocate both sucked and blew.
ReplyDeleteBill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
ReplyDeleteHard Ball
ReplyDeletebill and ted's bogus journey
ReplyDeletePoint Break. Anthony Kiedis gets shot in the foot. Solid.
ReplyDeletespencer, you douche, Point Break was already used, first.
ReplyDeletenow for the next douche, me: A Walk in the Clouds.
That's right, I'm retarded. Let's go with Constantine.
ReplyDeleteThis was up for the Oscar but didn't win: Johnny Mnemonic. Really, really, strong performance. Unbeatable script.
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ReplyDeleteThe Lake House!!!
ReplyDeleteDoes "Speed 3: Glacier of Doom" count?
ReplyDeletewhat about this classic...Parenthood. next to The Bill and Ted movies maybe the best movie he has been in...hahaha
ReplyDeleteIt looked somewhat interesting, but I never saw it, partly because of Keanu...
ReplyDeleteA Scanner Darkly