Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Big Picture Categories: ESPN Analysts

King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

[Editor's note: We're running low on these, so if you have any good future Categories (preferably sports-related), leave a comment or send an email to zachls5@gmail.com]

When you start breaking down the big games, there are none better than the gargantuan crew of ESPN analysts. They range from bull riding to the law and everything in between. Most of them are pretty good, though there are those few former athletes who can't properly form a sentence or speak coherently.

Since we've been seeing plenty of ESPN "talent" on TV lately with the NFL playoffs, BCS shit and the NBA in full swing, today's category will be naming all analysts on ESPN and the ESPN family of networks. Let's keep this current, meaning everyone's favorite, Harold Reynolds, doesn't count. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. First person to blow it gets to play spin the bottle with Sean Salisbury.

We'll start with one of our favorites: Kirk Herbstreit.

All right, TV fans. Spill your ESPN knowledge in the comments.

28 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:45 PM

    One of my favorite human beings, the king of pep talks, Lou Holtz.

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  2. Anonymous11:49 PM

    Todd McShay

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  3. Desmond Howard!!!!

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  4. Anonymous6:03 AM

    The Bachelor, and one of their best football analysts, Jesse Palmer

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  5. Mark, if "The Playmaker" is Michael Irvin, drink.

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  6. Hurricane Ditka, aka the guy that stifles honest debate by acting like your crazy grandpa if he doesn't get dinner at 4:30pm sharp.

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  7. A-A-A-And Tom Jackson

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  8. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Ron Jaworski

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  9. Anonymous11:55 AM

    Dickie V. (yuck) (does that count?)

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  10. Steve "The Retard" Phillips

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  11. Anonymous1:16 PM

    Barry Melrose, mullet and all

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  12. Anonymous1:56 PM

    Jay Bilas

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  13. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Mel Kiper, Jr.

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  14. Anonymous8:23 PM

    Marcellus Wiley

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  15. Anonymous6:23 AM

    Two Idaho boys Mark Schlereth and Merril Hoge.

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  16. Anonymous1:18 PM

    jessie palmer.

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  17. Anonymous1:12 AM

    Ric Bucher

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  18. Anonymous8:35 AM

    what, no one got Peter Gammons?!?

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    bill walton

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