The Big Picture turns two today! Happy Birthday to us!Two's really a special number. Two arms, two legs, two breasts. We once heard about a porno where a dude had two fully-functionally penises. That could be kind of neat.
So we've officially been at this blogging thing for two years. That's 730 days of our life we've thrown away. Whoa. The fuck are we doing with ourselves?
Thanks for hanging out with us most of that time. The comments, the emails, the links...it means a lot. We certainly don't do this for the money or sex or fame or drugs or sex.
We have some birthday visitors today too, inspired by the hilarious jerkoffs at KSK. Some have already dropped by. Some will be by later today. So check back early and often.
If you have presents in the form of prostitute, ad leads or hookers, drop us a line. Otherwise, let's celebrate! It's our fucking birthday!
Congratulations and Happy Birthday...
ReplyDeleteScrew the birthday cake...get a nice big fat piece of moist hair pie!!!
Happy Birthday!! Sorry I didn't have the time to put together a year in review again, but um... uh... it's been a great year!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Big Picture!!! I don't think it's a coincidence that this blog's b-day is on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor.
ReplyDeleteCongrats. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteWhy is TBP's birthday on Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day? Because he's the bomb, baby!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was a Clueless. I'm going to go ahead and off myself. Keep up the good work, Zach.
Zach, I forgot to mention I have a reach around waiting for you when you come home for the holidays. You know, as a Hannukah/Blog birthday present.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday and congrats. Damn, we're not even crass enough to do Pearl Harbor jokes.
ReplyDeleteBig Picture Categories: people who share a birthday with the Big Picture. Bonus: it requires some work on the part of the reader (lazy assholes).
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Big Pic. Love the "greeting cards."
throwin' up some Rickey Henderson gang signs for The Big Picture. If FDR were alive, we'd be getting the "...live in infamy..." speech.
ReplyDeleteThis morning, Bailey baked a birthday cake and decorated it. We went to Office Depot and she picked out a new office chair. That, along with a new flatscreen LCD montior, are her big presents. Later, we’ll have some more gift time, it’s Pizza for dinner, and some ice cream and cake.
ReplyDelete----------
Brukewilliams
Buzz Marketing