King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.Pretty much the third thing that came to mind when watching the Pats-Ravens game Monday was, "seems like half of the Ravens' D has had a run-in with the law." (The first two things that came to mind were "this is a surprisingly good game," and "those all-black unis are fucking raw!"
Today's category then will be naming all those notorious athletes who have had legal problems. Going to jail or court isn't even a prerequisite. Any run-in with the law counts. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. First person to blow it has to come across Ray Lewis in a dark alley.
We'll start with one of those that never saw jail time: Ray Lewis (obstruction of justice after avoiding murder charges).
All right, folks. Help make the all-criminal team in the comments.
My current least favorite athlete.
ReplyDeleteOvinton J'Anthony Mayo
was in a car that was pulled over and the cops found weed...surprisingly the guys he was with owned up to it and he didnt get in trouble...oh and also..he was expelled from North College Hill HS in Cincy...that kinda counts
Chris Webber - was pulled over in DC for some driving incident and they found weed in his car
ReplyDeleteMike Vick - I think we all know...
ReplyDeleteuhhh... the Ohio $tate Univer$ity football team and coaching $taff
ReplyDeleteEnough said.
Orenthal James Simpson. He got away with murder. Literally.
ReplyDeleteAnd then stole some shit in Vegas.
RAAAASHEED WALLACE!
ReplyDeleteJamal Lewis and the U-Haul attached to his back.
ReplyDeleteRicky Williams - Arson (lit all those trees on fire)
ReplyDeletefirst of all I'd like to respond to the ignorant douchebag who named Ohio State when he probably can't name anyone from tOSU that has had legal issues other than Clarett (whom the university immediately suspended and kicked out when he broke the law). Also, if you dig up some crap like Louis Irizarry, Ira Guilford, or Steve Bellisari, just look at any other college football team and you'll find countless minor legal issues. Texas has had like 11 players since last year have legal trouble, Roy Williams missed a game at OU for attacking some guy, and Marlin Jackson was suspended a game at Michigan for a bar fight. Don't even get me started on the Florida schools...
ReplyDeleteHere's my choice:
Rae Carruth...murder
najeh davenport - domestic violence.
ReplyDeleteand pooping in a closet! holla!
the Warriors biggest thug - Stephen Jackson.
ReplyDelete"Mainstream media outlets generally portray Jackson in a negative way, highlighting the fact that, in only the past three years, he has been charged with felony criminal recklessness and a number of other misdemeanors, including assault, disorderly conduct, and two counts of battery.[12]" Thanks Wikipedia.
what about dexter manley
ReplyDeleteElijah Dukes - OF - Devil Rays
ReplyDeleteRandy Moss... running over a cop
ReplyDeleteelijah is a national now their chief
ReplyDeleteYo' momma. What? She's not an athlete, you say? She can play some mean balls. My balls.
ReplyDeleteJeff Alm - Houston Oilers 1993
ReplyDeleteHere is the "story".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Alm
However; the word on the street is that his buddy had been giving him oral, and bit it off during the wreck. Thus Alm, took his own life rather than face the public humiliation.
1. This isn't enarly as much fun as the porn stars list.
ReplyDelete2. anonymous Buckeye fan douchebag, how about QB Antonio Henton (soliciting a cop), Lydell Ross (counterfeit strip club money), Brandon Joe (passed out behind the wheel), Rob Reynolds (threw phone at his wife) , Santonio Holmes, Mike Doss, and Jason Simmons (fucks little girls)...GO BUCKS, right???
yeah, i know. pornstars are fun...
ReplyDeletei'll go with tony larussa. (DUI)
Mark Chimura
ReplyDeleteHow about that OSU fan diddling himself at the library.
ReplyDelete--Carl Monday
Ahh! Sorry, didn't think I submitted the first one.
ReplyDeleteMark Chimura
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ReplyDeleteUgueth Urbina -- a reminder to not attack your migrant workers with machetes
ReplyDeleteto respond to gmoney, what are you talking about with Holmes and Doss?
ReplyDeleteAlso, other than Henton (that was just a stupid move on his part), what did you even bring up that isn't a common issue that every major school as just as much of or more? I mean OSU had some issues at the end of the Cooper era, but under Tressel everything has been clean. Also, to have approximately 6-8 issues in the past 5 or 6 years is nothing. Show me a big program that has had a great track record...
Mike Doss was arrested for shooting a gun in a public place in Akron
ReplyDeleteSantonio Holmes was arrested down in Florida for assault
Kordell Stewart - having sex in the backseat of a car -- with a guy
ReplyDeletejeff reardon, former mlb pitcher stole some stuff, right?
ReplyDeleteuh, bonds?
ReplyDeleteScott Olsen. Florida Marlins. DUI, resisting arrest, being a terrible pitcher.
ReplyDeleteDenny McLain, former Detroit Tigers pitcher: tax evasion
ReplyDeletethe Duke University Lacrosse team.
ReplyDeletezing!
pete rose
ReplyDeleteThe 1986 Mets - Doc and Straw
ReplyDeleteThe 1919 Chicago White Sox.
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