Tomorrow's Halloween and creativity is running low. We're considering going out wearing jeans and a shirt and saying we're dressed as Brad Pitt, but we don't think that'll fly. Going as Barbaro might not work either.
So, we need some help. Any good ideas out there? A past favorite of ours is putting on a UW Huskies football t-shirt and then putting a bag over head like those two upset Bengals fans.
But help. Please. Bonus points for sports-related costumes. Your creativity in the comments.
And since we're talking costumes, we highly suggest you go back and check out last year's post at The M Zone. Fantastic.
Not sports related, but how about Dwight Shrute from the Office? Not sure if you're into that show, but it could get some laughs.
ReplyDeleteput on an indians hat and carry around a bunch of HGH: Paul Byrd!
ReplyDeleteactually I think you should get a bunch of spandex and some fake cans and be Allison Stokke
ReplyDeleteJust dress as yourself and go as a pedophile. I do it every day.
ReplyDeleteThe Bengals have been worse.
ReplyDeleteUngrateful punks.
Easy, get muscle shirt, some tights, a mullet wig and a baby doll. Then walk around all night choking out the doll. Get it? You are Chris Benoit.
ReplyDeleteToo soon?
Put an Indians hat on, stick a sock in your mouth and gag all night. CHOKERS!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGO SOX!
this might be too much effort (and not worth it the day after) but frost your tips, gel your hair, wax your face, get a nice purse, tight pants, tight shirt unbuttoned most of the way down and tape fake money to yourself....ARod!
ReplyDeletewear a suit, a red and gold tie, and a headset and be mike nolan
ReplyDeletevick
ReplyDeleteTop hat and a wig...boom, you're Slash. It's always a hit.
ReplyDeleteTie a thick piece of cardboard so it sticks out vertically from your chest...get a few paper cups...you can be a beer pong/beirut table. Functional AND funny.
ReplyDeleteact retarded...
ReplyDeleteYou're Kent Baer!
strap a bunch of douches to your clothes and go as matt.
ReplyDeleteNot sports-related, but an easy costume is to take an old T-shirt, lay it in front of a tire that you spray painted black and drive over it.
ReplyDeleteFake blood, old holey pants and missing a shoe if you want.
Also, when I did it I used a Crown Royal tee, so I said I was a drunk driver.
Wimps. I grew out a mustache to have the killer Burt Reynolds costume.
ReplyDeleteGet an old ratty sweatshirt and carry a video camera around your neck. -Bill Belichick
ReplyDeleteOr you could Get a sweatshirt (without a hood) and tuck it into your pants. -Al Groh