By request from readers John and Josh...
Fuck the Red Sox.
Game 2 can go eat an asshole. We don't care that Curt Schilling still plays baseball or that Matt Holiday got caught leaning. Sox fans can wipe their pansy-ass smiles off their faces and learn how to fucking talk right.
Fuck Boston College.
Was Doug Fluke-ie playing QB for the Eagles Thursday? This is not good for the purity of college football. Or maybe it is. You know there'll be hell to pay if BC and Ohio State are playing for a National Championship. Meanwhile, No. 32 loves the cock.
Fuck onside kicks
Fuck spelling "calendar" wrong.
Fuck Ben Affleck
Fuck the River Dance
Fuck chowder
Fuck Samuel Adams Boston lager
Fuck those alcoholics who order Sam Adams in the commercial.
Fuck Haaar-vad
Fuck Fleet Bank
Fuck KG
Fuck Bunker Hill
Fuck Aerosmith
Yesterday was a good day to be a Bostoner, no doubt about it. But I wouldn't know.
ReplyDeleteI'm desperately hoping the Rockies can take a game or two at home to make this interesting, but I'm not sure it will happen.
I'd rather have a Samuel Jackson. It'll get ya drunk!!! You might even fight a n*gga!!!
ReplyDeletePlease, matt, give us your blog's url.
Matt's cheering for 3 douchey teams? Why am I not surprised?
ReplyDeletewell I for one was happy that BC pulled it out because if there's one thing I hate more than Matt, it's Virginia Tech. Plus this gives my 'Hoos the inside track on the ACC Coastal division (assuming we can, ya know, beat NC State, Wake, The U, and of course VT).
ReplyDeleteHaha, Boston's like Katt Williams about haters tho. If you only got 20 haters now, make sure you got 40 o' them muthafuckas by the end of the year, cuz you must be doin' something right.
ReplyDeletehate on my hometown all you like...its your right
ReplyDeleteBUT
dont ever associate ben affleck with boston again
we hate him more than anyone realizes
that is the only thing about boston that i am ashamed of
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