If you happen to have $1 million lying around – and who doesn’t? – you can experience the pleasure that is hanging out with Urban Meyer.In a prime example of creative fundraising, wealthy boosters can pay $1 million to share a meal in the home of Florida football coach Urban Meyer and spend the day with Meyer and his staff, complete with a session breaking down film. The Gainesville (Fla.) Sun reports this and other fundraising efforts will help a major renovation project at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium.
Watching film with Coach Meyer sounds more like work than pleasure to us, but we imagine this could be the thrill of a lifetime for a Gators fan. The day-after conversation could go something like this:
Donor: Honey, it was... [catches breath and collects thoughts] ... Urban Meyer! He was right there! And we watched film! On Ole Miss! And he was wearing sweats!
Donor's Wife: What did Mrs. Meyer make for dinner?
Donor: Meatloaf! Best I've ever had! It was coated with ketchup! Heinz ketchup! Not that Albertson's-brand shit you buy! And Urban Meyer was there! In his sweats!
Donor's Wife: Get out.
That, folks, is the most expensive piece of meatloaf a man may ever eat. But...Urban Meyer! In sweats!
-Adam Landres-Schnur
Will his hottie daughter be there?
ReplyDeleteIf I'm paying 1 million big ones, that bitch better be making me at least some spaghetti.
ReplyDeleteFor ten bucks Ron Zook will let you spit on him.
ReplyDeleteIf I had like $100 million, I would definitely consider this.
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