Blogger Reach-Arounds

"Blogger Reach-Arounds" is The Big Picture's link dump that runs every Wednesday. But sometimes Thursday. But usually Wednesday. Send your links -- current posts or those within the last week -- to zachls5@gmail.com by Tuesday night.

1.) East Coast Bias has a fantastic guide to attending the Preakness. Our No. 1 rule would be to not let Barbaro fucking race!

2.) The Sporting Orange more or less tells us which SEC female athletes merits you playing with yourself.

3.) Wasting Company Time wastes company time by having a good debate about who's the biggest NFL Drama Queen. Not sure who we'd go with, but our guess is that Bill Belichick would probably try to nail it.

4.) The Feed gives us a list of the worst owners in sports history. We'd add Art Modell and Al Davis to that list quicker than you can say, "Kim Kardashian has crabs."

5.) Our Book of Scrap's hottest wife contest continues. (By the way, they're all pants-stirring hot).

6.) Hey, Roger Goodell should probably suspend Tony Dungy, says The Hater Nation. Unless, of course, Goodell is homophobic. Highly possible, really.

7.) Foul Balls tells us about the new World Series schedule. There are many reasons for it, one being possible higher ratings. If they want higher ratings, why don't they just tape Joe Buck's mouth shut already?

8.) Thanks to Lion in Oil, we now have an update on former sex offender Ruben Patterson.