Jason Kidd is having marital problems

And is getting divorced.

New Jersey Nets star Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife of 10 years Tuesday, accusing her of "not using enough tongue."

OK, that last part we made up. Kidd really accused Joumana of "extreme cruelty" throughout their marriage, which seems just about the damn most hypocritical thing we've heard in a while.

If you recall, Kidd plead guilty to domestic abuse against Joumana about six years ago.

With Leather and The Big Lead over at the FanHouse already have written about this, so you can read more there.

We'll say this: Joumana is now on the market. And we've been feeling super sexy lately -- maybe it's the new haircut -- so we think we may have a shot. Call it one in a million, but we have a chance. Joumana, you better watch the fuck out, Toots, you won't know what hit you. (And it's not Jason's fist).

Oh and that cuddly picture, which could double as a Christmas card or porn spread pending the bubbles (and little kids, we suppose), is from an electronic mail transaction with J.E. Skeets. We don't think he took the picture himself. Though he may have. Who else would have taken it? Richard Jefferson?