Jenn Sterger knows it all

We all know by now that SI.com's Jenn Steger (painful to say, by the way) has got all the answers. And we mean all the answers.

But the real question is who the hell are the guys writing to her? These guys are either:

a.) Desperate for sex
b.) half-retarded
c.) all of the above

We'll go with "C." These guys are morons among fucking morons. Jenn Sterger knows one thing, take that back, two things. And that is how to gain attention in the Florida State bleachers, and a good doctor to enhance her tits.

We've touched on Jenn and her ignorance plenty. Though we've never ridiculed her fans and emailers, which, really, is remarkable.

We're not out to haunt Jenn and beat her to shit, but really, if these guys are writing in to her mailbag, they might as well find her at a bar, say, "Do you come here often?" and leave with their dignity below their morality.

Yeah, pretty pathetic. But hey, Jenn's all about the Subway Series. So, yeah, go New York.