And with the first pick in the 2006 NFL Draft...

The Houston Texans select Sam Bowie, forward, University of Kentucky. We're sure you've heard the Sam Bowie joke already. For those who don't know, he was picked directly before Michael Jordan. Super Mario won't might not be a bust, but Reggie Bush makes you say holy fuck about six times per game.

-New Orleans is on the clock. If the Saints don't take Reggie, New Orleans may riot...we'll hold off on the horrible Katrina joke, but feel free to add your own.

-So they have the clock graphic going at commercials. Cool.

-Reggie Bush was compared to Bron Bron. Take 2 drinks.

In other news: It's 9 in the fucking morning. Nothing has happened yet.