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Tyler: I'm thinkin' about it. I bet I call pull some sweet Carolina pussy if I come back.
Friend: But what if the only thing you're pulling is a groin?
Tyler: Like because I'm having too much intercourse?
Friend: No, fucknut, because you injure yourself on the court, which could hurt your draft stock for next year's draft.
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Friend: If you go pro you'll be makin' millions and could pay to get laid.
Tyler: You mean pay my momma?
Friend: Wow, Tyler, you are a fucking retard.
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Friend: Dude, but think: in the NBA, you can have a "sweatheart" in every city!
Tyler: I'm afraid though that my teammates would make fun of my bug eyes.
Friend: Well, that's a given. You have the most gigantic fucking eyes known to man, beast or alien.
Tyler: Yeah, I have some large eyes. But I think I'm gonna stay in school. I get reacharounds from Coach W. after every practice and sometimes when we play at Duke.
Friend: Does he give a good handjob?
Tyler: The best.
Friend: Oh, does he only give them to players?
Tyler: I'm not sure...But anyway, I'm going back to Carolina.
Friend: Suit yourself, pal.
Tyler: I'm not wearing a suit.
Clearly, Hansbrough is returning to school because he has the intelligence of a potato . It's unclear as to whether he's ever paid his mother for sex, but the possibility exists.
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