The 49ers are pathetic. Pull your pubes out one by one pathetic. And after a 24-0 loss to the Seahawks , where San Francico may or may not h...

We're not really sure the difference between Labor Day, Memorial Day and Veteran's Day, but any chance to get a three-day weekend is...

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears (named after the segment on Family Guy, of course) is a new feature that will run whenever the fuck we ...

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King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a f...

What's it take to get class canceled these days? Just schedule Notre Dame. From SI.com : The Naval Academy canceled classes Monday, givi...

Tony Siragusa's Meat of the Day is just what it sounds like: the meat that Siragusa enjoyed Sunday while covering NFL action for FOX. Si...

We're running a segment here at The Big Picture where we'll interview some of the biggest names in the sports blogosphere. What'...

(Click for larger view) Sometimes a gift just falls in your lap. Maybe it's karma. Maybe it's because it's Wednesday. Who really...

"Man's best friend" no longer . A hunter is recovering after he was shot in the leg at close range by his dog, who stepped on ...

Tomorrow's Halloween and creativity is running low. We're considering going out wearing jeans and a shirt and saying we're dress...

Bill Belichick and the Patriots pushed us further than we've been pushed in a while. We can't remember the last time a game with no ...

Trinity College (San Antonio) sure knows how to lateral -- it led to a 28-24 win on the last play of their D-III win over Millsaps (Jackson,...

One silver lining: those fuckhead Sox fans didn't get to see the celebration at Fenway. Congratulations to the World Champion 2007 Bosto...

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A few weeks back, our people were contacted by Steve Reilly's people about setting up an interview at this site. Since we usually approa...

King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a f...

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This, apparently, is the largest woman in the world. She's 7-foot-4, 320 pounds and lives in Holland. Who knew the Dutch liked their hoo...