You hiring? Happy birthday punks! Snoochies, Jenn

My jerkin' hand is covered with rings! Happy b-day, motherfucker. Blow me, Joe Torre

You guys are shallow, chauvinistic and rude. Happy birthday! Hugs EA

The Big Picture turns two today! Happy Birthday to us! Two's really a special number. Two arms, two legs, two breasts. We once heard abo...

I just had an important birthday too! Happy birthday! Kisses, Allison

Thanks for stealing our day, asshole. Happy birthday! Best, Pearl Harbor Day Committee

The pussy up here is to die for! Happy b-day! Love, Barbaro