(If you don't know what the hell the "Would you do... Round 2" Tournament is all about, read this first).
It all boils down to this...
No. 1 Allison Stokke:
Why we might: She's legal. Half your age + 7, motherfuckers! So: 23 ÷ 2 = 11½. 11½ + 7 = 18½. We're gold!
Why we might not: Inexperienced.
Regular season "record": 97% yes-3% no.
First round: Defeated Serena Williams 91%-9%.
Second round: Defeated Danica Patrick 81%-19%.
Final Four: Defeated Brittany Jackson 70%-30%.
No. 7 Sasha Cohen:
Why we might: Flexible.
Why we might not: Not great tits.
Regular season "record": 83% yes-17% no.
First round: Defeated Lauren Jackson 58%-42%.
Second round: Defeated Taryne Mowatt 52%-48%.
Final Four: Defeated Brynn Cameron 54%-46%.
Help make history...
12 comments:
what kind of fairy tale run has this been for Sasha? I would still break her in 2 but she looks 12.
Cohen doesn't even deserve to be here. She's like Kerry Collins making a Super Bowl.
No Cinderella story today.
seriously I can't decide. I think it would be fun to see the upset, and I would love to do Sasha... but just look at Stokke. How can anyone turn that down? Once again I'm torn.
Well since you put it this way, I guess it would have to be Stokke.
This is blowout city babeee....I wish Brittany Jackson made the finals....give those jugs anytime!!!!
Pushing Cohen through makes for an anticlimactic finale.
A bendy skater who looks ripe for someone to ruin, or a hot so cal piece of tail who knows how to handle a pole? It's a tough call, but I gotta go with Stokke.
Despite not voting for her, I think this picture of Ms. Cohen needs to be posted again:
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2006/02/08/gallery.olympicportraits/cohen.jpg
if the picture above had been posted, I bet Sasha would get a few more votes...
Sasha reminds me of Rory Gilmore.
I can't see Phillips link. Could someone please post another link? Thanks
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