Monday, April 02, 2007

"Would you do..." Tournament Championship: No. 1 Erin Andrews vs. No. 6 Stacey Dales


(If you don't know what the hell the "Would you do..." Tournament is all about,
read this first).

It all comes down to this...

No. 1 Erin Andrews:


Why we might: Have you seen this woman?! Andrews is ultra-mega hot. Get her in a tight shirt and she'll give a dude Instant Boner Syndrome (IBS).
Why we might not: We are very open here about our lack of interest in the NHL. Andrews is part of ESPN's hockey coverage so she's probably lost about 60 mph off her vocal speed.
Regular season "record": 48 yes-1 no.
First round: Defeated Andrea Kremer 97%-3%.
Elite Eight: Defeated Michelle Bonner 91%-9%.
Final Four: Defeated Melissa Stark 61%-39%.

No. 6 Stacey Dales:


Why we might: She's 27. Tight. (Note the dual meaning).
Why we might not: 34-24-36 Six feet, 155 pounds.
Regular season "record": 22 yes-2 no.
First round: Defeated Kit Hoover 67%-33%.
Elite Eight: Defeated Pam Oliver 74%-26%.
Final Four: Defeated Rachel Nichols 55%-45%.

Help make history, folks.

Who would you rather do?
Erin Andrews
Stacey Dales
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21 comments:

Signal to Noise said...

Erin Andrews is the Florida of this tournament.

EA in a walk.

rstiles said...

I voted for Dales....but everyone knows that Andrews is going to win and win big at that...

It has been a nice run for Dales...

The Intern said...

George Mason: meet Florida.

Unfortunately, the dream dies here for Dales.

rstiles said...

One Question!!!

What does Andrews get for winning this title?....are you going to send her something?....

Anonymous said...

Let's see, should I vote one of the hottest women on Earth, or the weird lesbian with the bad fake tan?

I went Dales simply as a protest vote, because Andrews had no business being included in this contest. You don't mix pros and amateurs, baby.

rstiles said...

I say we have the consolation game like they used to have the tournament....

Stark vs Nichols would be an interesting match-up...

Laddletweed said...

I still do not how Dales even got past the 1st round?

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with laddletweed

J.E. said...

Is Dales Canadian?

Vincent said...

Hockey rules !!!

twins15 said...

I go with the upset pick and Dales, who I've been riding (no pun intended) all Tourney long.. sadly, it looks like Andrews has it locked up. Not that that's a bad decision.

Anonymous said...

laddletweed.........beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder but you need to see what Dales looks like in the ESPN b-ball studio and not these lame pics.......Now, I did vote for Andrews here but Dales is extremely attractive although these pics on here do her no justice.....

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

stiles,

any idea what we should do for the winner? i want a real life interview and ask them how it feels that a bunch of internet folks want to bang her. don't know if i have the access though.

rstiles said...

The ball is tipped, and there you are....you're running for your life....you're a shooting star...

Here are my 1 Shining Moments of the tournament...

- The classic 51-49 victory by Rachel Nichols
- The early optimism of Michelle Boner going against Erin Andrews - only to get crushed
- Suzy Kolber getting dumped in the 2nd round
- Melissa Stark and her perky breasts
- Bonnie Bernstein surviving the dreaded 5-12 matchup
- The 6 seed Stacey Dales march to the title game
- Erin Andrews tight ass

rstiles said...

I agree Zach

That would be the ultimate interview....seriously though, these women have to know about this poll...with all those men at ESPN, you know someone there had to come upon The Big Picture...

I say Andrews and Dales know about this

Anonymous said...

So did anyone else hear the water-cooler talk that Andrews has been trading signs with a certain BoSox catcher?

WastingCompanyTime6 said...

gotta go with EA. And in all honesty, she is way to hot for this competition. Next time you have to use more borderline chicks.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

anonymous 12:23 pm,

yeah, The Big Lead suggested that's how Erin got the tip that Paplebon was going back to the bullpen.

not sure if it's true, but sounds legit. And TBL has great insider info.

Anonymous said...

Rstiles, your one shining moment for this tournament is by far the best one since 2002.

JMC said...

if you can get an interview with the ultimate hotness that is jenn sterger, I'm sure you can lock one up with EA

Anonymous said...

Erin Andrews walks away with this one.
Only reason Dales even made it this far is her side of the bracket was much weaker. Who set up these brackets?
If Dales had been on the other side, she wouldn't even have made the final.