Saturday, March 04, 2006

Stackhouse likes to give money to the NBA

And $30,000 is the amount that he's donating. After an incident against the Spurs Thursday night, Mavericks' guard Jerry Stackhouse made some comments about referee Dick Bavetta that likely hurt Dick's feelings.

"It's tough to come on the road in this environment and have to play against the refs, too," Stackhouse told The (Fort Worth) Star-Telegram. "(Expletive) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (expletive). It's like the game is about him. He just needs to call the game and call the fouls."

We're not sure what expletive means, but we'll take some guesses at what was actually said.

1. Going with the obvious: "(Fuck) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (shit). It's like the game is about him..." We love gratuitous swearing and now like Jerry Stackhouse much more than we used to. Fuck shit fuck.

2. And now let the madlibs begin:

-"(Suck) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (penis). It's like the game is about him..."

-"(Finger your butt) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (asshole). It's like the game is about him..."

-"(Arrest) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (massages). It's like the game is about him..."

-"(Fire) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (bitch-ass attitude). It's like the game is about him..."

-"(Sit down) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (hairy legs). It's like the game is about him..."

-"(Lick my nuts) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (witchcraft). It's like the game is about him..."

-"(Stop) Dick Bavetta. I'm tired of his (lies). It's like the game is about him..."

Also during Thursday's game, Robert Horry appeared to be chewing on Stackhouse's arm much like it was corn on the cob. While it wasn't corn, that (and physically shaking Bavetta), cost Horry a two-game suspension.

And, by the way, Bavetta's age is unknown, but we think he's actually older than time. That's pretty darn old.

In other news: In the aftermath of the Vince "Wonderlic-my-balls" Young test score fiasco, the NFL has declared Young "legally stupid."

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